The next Survivor series

Six married men will be dropped on an island
with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either
take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating
his own assigned house, planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will
have to endure severe abdominal cramps,
back aches, and have extreme, unexplained
mood swings but never once complain or slow
down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon at
the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning, feed them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb their
hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know all of
the following in formation:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length,
time of birth, and length of labor, each child's
favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
(My man would totally win! He can do it all!)